Cyborg Monkey Uses Robot Arm to Feed Itself
http://www.seandwyer.net/index.php/2008/05/28/cyborg-monkey-uses-robot-arm-to-feed-itself/ Shit, that's crazy. They used their brain waves to grab a marshmallow. It's like some early prototype GITS style technology.

Wow, the first step to bionic enhancements. Sci-fi nerds must have such a raging hard-on right now.

Sounds pretty good. It would be good, with all the wounded soldiers coming from Iraq and such.

Yeah, from war with one less arm to the hospital and back to war with an arm-cannon :P

and back to war with an arm-cannon http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSpCWJnnWVI Machine gun arm + Drill Bra

Looking at how this could change the world, and all the advancements it would make possible, I have to ask...if this stuff was made available to the general public, how long would it be until someone decided to see how it enhanced their masturbation activities? My guess would be within two days, at most.

And the overprotective mother would then file a lawsuit against the manufacturer for marketing something so dangerous to their (30 year-old) child, and the stuff would immediately be pulled off the market, and that vet from Iraq will continue to have to go without arms.

Then the world might be a...cleaner place. :P No it's cool, but we need to remember...it's a CYBORG MONKEY NOW! He's gonna take over the planet! We'll all be enslaved by our Cyborg monkey leaders!