Quayle is a useless faggot.
This thread needs more physical ownings, and this bitch got owned.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2slJ9CBnk0
Shit, he clocked his ass.
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I wanted to post the video of the Guile flash kick video, but it's not up on youtube anymore.
Here's the ytmd.
http://guilepwns.ytmnd.com/
This shit ain't as funny as the video though. It had street fighter sound effects & the little girl was dubbed over with Chun Li's death scream, hah ha hah.
Here's a video I just found while trying to look up Guile little girl break dance.
Small Guy Get Slapped By a Busty Philippines Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4sDxCPyYOI
I was expecting more of an epic bitch slap, but hey that chick is looking pretty good.
Here's her official site.
http://www.rufamaequinto.com.ph/
Holy shit, she has natural green eyes.
I take that back, she's more than just good looking. She's stunning.
Kinda looks like some Leah Dizon/Norika Fujiwara/Kumi Koda cross breed. Except she's sexier, curvier, & hotter. This chick sure automatically jumped into my top 10 list of hot-*test*-('") ish you need to hit before you die.
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The following aren't videos, but they are pure examples of getting schooled.
http://cominganarchy.com/2008/03/08/glorious-insults-from-golden-age-of-the-english-language/
Lady Astor: “If you were my husband I’d give you poison!”
Winson Churchill: “If you were my wife, I’d drink it.”
A member of Parliament to Disraeli: “Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease.”
Disraeli: “That depends, Sir, whether I embrace your policies or your mistress.”
“He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.”
Winston Churchill
“I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend…. if you have one.”
George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
“Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second… if there is one.”
Winston Churchill, in response.
I had no idea that Churchill had such a venomous tongue.
There's more disses in the link above, but I was only laughing at the disses that Winston was hurling out.
The Disraeli diss was funny as hell too.
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The following is from a gaijin smash post.
http://www.gaijinsmash.net/archives/darndest_things.phtml
What's hilarious is that it's some Chinese chick telling the truth about Asian girls.
"See, you guys probably know nothing about bra pads. You both come from countries where the women have ample bosoms and don't need these kinds of things. But see, we Asians aren't that blessed - we NEED these. Without these, we just look like flat-chested little boys. But hey, with these bra pads, maybe we can almost start to look feminine! Oh, if only I'd been born in America! Then I could join you two in being amazed over bra pads, and not secretly thinking of all the padded bras I have at home!"
LOL, she pretty much owned herself. Although that was probably the intention.
The Japanese lady asked Doris to tell her a funny joke...Doris then defaulted to me, and then I once again pulled out the nearest catalog, and pointed out how all of the regular clothes models were Japanese, but then when it came to underwear models, they all suddenly became Gaijin. Doris repeats her "Asians are flat!" rant, which the Australian guy and Japanese woman had never heard before, and thus were floored laughing.
"Unfortunately," Doris says, "this isn't a joke. This is reality. Look at this," she says, pointing to a rare page that featured a Japanese underwear model. "You don't think - oh, sexy beautiful woman! No. This makes me think of that little strip of highway that airplanes land on."
"You mean a runway?" I manage to blurt out between laughs.
"Oh, is that what its called? Yeah, a runway! See, look! *flips to a page with foreign models* Beautiful, sexy, curvy women. *flips to the page with the Japanese model* Japan airlines flight 22, now landing on runway 6. Just straight and flat."
Hah haha, exactly.
You know how painful it was for me when I finally learned that Asian women are flat as hell when I moved to Japan back in 98?
(When I was a kid. I thought most Asian women were a bit more curvy, & looked more similar to that green eyed Philippina girl in that video I posted earlier.)
This Chinese chick is pretty much saying everything that I say inside my head every time I lay eyes on a chalkboard woman.
Hah hah, Japan airline flight 22.
Here's some more hilarity from the same blog post.
Me: ...Aha! I knew it! I knew you'd look.
Korean Guy: Of course I did. When else am I going to get such a fine opportunity?
Australian Guy: ...And?
Korean Guy: I thought, yeah, not bad while small, but I couldn't help but to wonder how big it'd get hard...
Me: THERE WAS NO REASON FOR ME TO GET HARD WHILE BATHING TOGETHER WITH ALL OF YOU.
Korean Guy: Yeah, I know, but still, I had to wonder. I thought about maybe coming over and talking about porn with you, seeing if I couldn't get a rise out of you.
Me: I repeat: THERE WAS NO REASON FOR ME TO GET HARD WHILE BATHING TOGETHER WITH ALL OF YOU.
Korean Guy: Yeah, yeah, I know. Anyway *back to Australian Guy*, so, how many centimeters long is your dick?
As we try to explain to the Korean guy that this is not really a question that men ask each other, he tells us its quite common in Korea - in fact, according to him at least, when guy friends want to cement their bond, they go to a public bath together and size each other up.
That's fucked up.
Now that bitch got owned.
I swear this pic is messed up. Look at the vietcong in the background laughing, because some lil' kid is about to get shot in the dome by an old man.
Most fucked of all. This is an actual picture of the Nam.
Shit, too bad that kid didn't have Superman to save his ass.
Then again Superman is racist, and wouldn't help him anyway. Unless he were a hot chick.
Thinking about it, most people would only jump in if that were a hot chick. (Myself included.)
So this kid is a pure example of a "bitch who got owned".
Michael Crook gets blasted
