Happy birthday me :(
Well I turned 17 on the 22nd but I forgot to make a thread here!!! So yeah, I now have 2 wiimotes and games. As well as Sonic Mega collection. And drugs too! And I'm making a party this saturday, so if any of yall wanna teleport over, then feel free to do so. Oh and how do I get my Wii online? D:

Well I hope ya had a happy one! As for the Wii, you either gotta connect it to your moden via USB, or set up a wireless server in your house. Or take it to a wi fi hot spot.

Congrats. As for bringing your Wii online... Step 1: Kill someone. It can be anyone, but preferably someone dumb. (We'll get to the reason in a later step.) Step 2: Hook the victim's brain (remove it from the skull, FYI) up to the Wii. Now this is fairly complicated, so you'll want to look for a professional guide on the subject of attaching human body parts to machines. Step 3: Attach the human brain to your modem, and you should be good to go. However, you'll have to feed the brain glucose intravenously and keep it moist in order to keep your connection active. If you have trouble remembering such things, I think it helps to think of the brain as a pet, so you have a certain responsibility. Step 4: Here's the tricky part - making sure your chosen brain doesn't attempt to use it's connection to the internet to cause terrorism, or even take over the world. Going back to step 1, using the mind of a stupid person works well, but not always. You'll have to occasionally monitor it's activities, undo any harmful or suspicious activity, and punish the brain for being naughty.

happy b-day!!

Yay :cry: I hope you had a great day :x

Heh heh, my birthday was on Feb.19 & the best thing I got on my damn b-day was a goddamn myspace message. (I got several,but this was the best mspace comment.) *At least she's hot......* Shit, at least the day after my pops hooked moi up with 80$. Which is better than the shitty ass 2$ cards folks were sending moi,lol! Some of them even gave me a whopping......................... ..................................... 15 $ Hah hah shit what am I, a grown man suppose to do with 15 $? You can't even afford a lap dance,gas,some good whiskey,Hotel Dusk,Wii,360,sega genesis controller,pc engine,used neo geo,a night with Kou Shibasaki,Breakfast at tiffanies,Hire a hitman to kill Fallout Boy & all emo bands all together,Shoko Goto's panties http://www.crystal-eizou.jp/actress/archives/2004/12/2004_1210_0100.php,etc. with 15$... Step 1: Kill someone. It can be anyone, but preferably someone dumb. (We'll get to the reason in a later step.) Step 2: Hook the victim's brain (remove it from the skull, FYI) up to the Wii. Now this is fairly complicated, so you'll want to look for a professional guide on the subject of attaching human body parts to machines. Step 3: Attach the human brain to your modem, and you should be good to go. However, you'll have to feed the brain glucose intravenously and keep it moist in order to keep your connection active. If you have trouble remembering such things, I think it helps to think of the brain as a pet, so you have a certain responsibility. Step 4: Here's the tricky part - making sure your chosen brain doesn't attempt to use it's connection to the internet to cause terrorism, or even take over the world. Going back to step 1, using the mind of a stupid person works well, but not always. You'll have to occasionally monitor it's activities, undo any harmful or suspicious activity, and punish the brain for being naughty. I prefer the easy way, just call up Dr. Weird from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. "My ass has finally decided to eat my hand, and it hungers for more!"

Well thanks to ye all for the presents/tips. For my birthday party we were like 12(and yes there were females who came) and we all got drunk, watched the illusionnist and played Wii sports. And I think my friend got a blowjob from his gf in MY bathroom O: When almost everyone was gone my friend got out the Magic happiness grass and he went all "OMG i wanna try K7!" And after we met Susie for the first time he was all "OMG BEST GAME EVER its so fucked up LOL" So yeah best party ever.

Happy late birthday! Glad it was the best party ever. ^_^

After he played 3 hours straight(angel and Sunset p1) I think that when i shut off the gamecube I also SHUT OFF HIS BRAIN. Its like his eyes just closed off and he knocked his head straight on the metallic armrest and didn't even wake up! And we also played Silent Hill and Warioware Wii!

Happy B.Day, man. Sorry it's chronically late. >_< Ain't dropped in here for a while. Glad you converted peeps to K7. Nice one.

You already know I made you an awesome awesome picture.