...I'm, uh, at a loss for words, I'm afraid...
I don't know what to really say here...these people are freaks, clearly, even by most standard definitions of the word, granted I've known about them and seen the weird shit they do for a while, but every time I see something new, I...I'm speechless... http://www.somethingawful.com/d/weekend-web/furry-forums.php?page=1 All the sick fucks on the internet, with dead bodies and snuff shit, and this is still the creepiest corner of the online world. Some highlights (Or lowlights. Whatever) : http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_07.gif http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_10.gif http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_16.gif http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_13.gif http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_20.gif DO NOT FUCKING TELL ME THAT LAST ONE DOESN'T CREEP YOU THE FUCK OUT. YOU'RE A FUCKING LIAR.

Ahh, Furries... The lepers of the internet. A Jurassic Park roleplay?! ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?! I would rather be plummeting to my death in a burning airplane than be reading this shit. Ah, Somethingawful.com always delivers the goods.

You think you could stomach being with a furry? What's the worst that could happen, you say? http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_28.gif They leave their mark on you. http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_23.gif ...vore...yiffing? Congratulations, everyone on this board is officially sane. This shit is proof.

Damn, now I'm even scared to admit I dig werewolf movies and play Sonic the Hedgehog. Am I a Furry?!???!?!?!?? If I find out I am, will someone please shoot my lower jaw with a fucking double barrel shotgun? Pretty Plz?! Nyo?

Depends. Do you find yourself pausing in the middle of a Sonic game so you can start jacking off to the thought of fucking the beloved mascot in the ass? Does the idea of a hot all-male 3-way yiffing session arouse you? If so, please give me your address so I can be their shortly with a wooden stake and silver bullet. I expect the same of you should the time come. Furries are neo-nazis! http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Heilyiff.jpg http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Anime_furry_nazis.jpg DO NOT CLICK ON THE SECOND LINK IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A STRONG STOMACH.

I am now relieved. Whew. Thought for a second I was in for a horrible death. Don't worry, I'll put you out if your misery should the worse arou- I mean arise. www.godhatesfurries.com

http://www.encyclopediadramatica.com/Image:Anime_furry_nazis.jpg DO NOT CLICK ON THE SECOND LINK IF YOU DO NOT HAVE A STRONG STOMACH. NO.

DAMN, FUCKING HELL. before seeing that I tought I would go to hell for liking Felicia of Darkstalkers, now I can rest in peace

Felicia doesn't have a snout. Enjoying furry porn is like masturbating to photos of old pets.

I'm officially pro-nuclear proliferation now. Provided the nukes are put to good use.

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_60.gif Oh man, now I just want to fuck Yoshi. In the ass!

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_72.gif THIS DISCUSSION IS OVER.

http://i.somethingawful.com/mjolnir/images/spokkerjones~10-12-03_72.gif I heard a guy was killed while attempting to do that. And it was filmed. His parents must be proud. I wonder what would be the title of the flick... "Broke-Back Mount" anyone? And I'm pretty positive I'll have nightmares tonight. I don't wanna fall asleep!!

What's interesting is most of these sexually open people I read about online seem like humble nice people. Sure they're bizarre but when you have crazy weird sex like that I think it relieves stress and makes you happier. Most more sophisticated online communities I see all have intense arguments and people hating on each other. I'd probably be much nicer if I was ramming S&M and Bunny chicks all day. Heck I'd probably have killed someone or myself if I couldn't masturbate as much as I do.

There's plenty more examples of creepy messages I could show you, some of them were pretty angry. Sexually angry.