The Douchiest Phone Message In History
Dimitri the Lover "I'm a complete catch." http://www.holytaco.com/2008/06/27/the-douchiest-phone-message-in-history/ http://jezebel.com/5020419/dimitri-the-lovers-history-of-sexual-assault-weapons-stockpiling-and-psychiatric-evaluations I'd like to quote the douchiest statements that he made, but I can't. I'm still ROFL!!!!!!! This guy is a walking self advertisement. A lot of people consider me a pimp, TOPDRUNK and not even I get approached by 7 beautiful women daily like he supposedly does, LOL.

*swoons*

Agh. I hardly got anything like that, but the closest thing off the top of my head was when I picked up the phone to say "Hello?" and got an automated message in a disembodied female voice going "SORRY, THAT IS THE INCORRECT ANSWER."

Wow, complete catch my ass!