What? I read all of the books and while they are most CERTAINLY long, they aren't bad books! I liked em quite a bit actually!

I had a dream the other night about a building that people told me was in a Uwe Boll movie. The building looks kind of like the one that Kakihara and Karen go in to when they meet right after the scene where Kakihara cuts his tongue off (from the movie Ichi the Killer). Apparently (in my dream) a crew for a Uwe Boll movie made a fake building, mostly for outside shots of a building basically, not for use or anything. Well this girl I was with....let's call her Kaede ;) and I went inside it after this person told us about this. Once we went in we noticed a bunch of people had made this into their home and they were actually living ok. All of their rooms were mostly barren with just a few things in them (they WERE living in a Uwe Boll building after all! :P). Well Kaede and I meet a middle aged man. We're talking when all of a sudden we feel the building sway. I figure that it's a tall building and tall buildings move in the wind so we pay it no mind. However as we talk the building sways more and more and we find it hard to stand up. It's going back and forth and is almost swaying into another building right next to it! We all decide to get out of there and once we finally make our way out, the buiding collapses. The people who lived thewre are upset and begin to search through the rubble to find their belongings. Anyone know what this one means? I figure that the building is a good game series. The people who live there are the ones who made the good game series. Kaede and I are observers. Once the building begins to sway that is the time when Uwe Boll is making a movie about the good game series. However once everyone abandons the good game series and leaves it up to Uwe Boll, it comes crashing down and is basically ruined. Then the creators (the people who lived in the now ruined building) are left to restore their ruined franchises. What do you think? Is my dream interesting? And do you think my interpretation is accurate? I say it is! :P Haha!

No, I think it's a bit more complicated and meaningful than that. The building, is like the world, and the people in it are humanity. Uwe Boll's filming project is probably yet another politically unstable country trying to amass a nuclear stockpile while Uwe Boll himself is probably the wreckless dictator with little regard for the lives of his followers or those of neighboring countries, uncaring of what may be sacrificed in order to attain his ambitions. The middle-aged man is probably some guy trying to warn the world about the dictator and how he must be stopped, but no one's taking him seriously, sort of like the guy who addressed the U.N. before WWII about the rising nazi threat. You and Kaede were probably neutral Super Powers such as the U.S. and Britain that were unwilling to make any serious attempt to stop this threat and did nothing more than talk it out, and the collapsing building signified...well, you know. Jedilink. You. Are. BRILLIANT! Who else could have possibly foreseen this? =

Obviously, Uwe Boll is a genius for giving me this amazing dream! I now feel enlightened beyond everything! If I have any more dreams involving Uwe Boll, I'll let you all know! ;)

And dreams involving half-naked Swedish twins. Tell me about those. ...I mean us. Tell us.

*sits next to Lisker* Yes, and very detailed dreams if possible.

...let's just cut out the middleman. You got any porn of Swedish twins you wouldn't mind parting with?

But wait, swedish twins? Ewwww that's incest man! You're screwed up.

:shock:

Well I had another dream last night that was interesting. :P I'll type it up first then I'll put it on here maybe. :P It has nothing to do with Uwe Boll though.....in fact it was kinda Resdinet Evil 4ish. But the shotgun I had was REALLY weird......I was on top of a woman at one point too! :P Look for that one in the RE4 topic soon then. :P Haha! Oh and incest is uckyness.......unless it's some uncle poking a 12 year old neice! *wow* I feel gross for even saying that now.... *goes to take a bath* "I'm UNCLEAN!!!!!!!!!"

Dreaming about incest? Sounds like an episode from Cool Devices. *Burns VCR*

Haha! My dream wasn't about incest (thank God.....my half sister is only 8 years old!). It was more actiony......I'll get it on here soon hopefully! Too much typing of things already anyways! :P

So anyway, Boll is making Dungeon Siege, Postal, and a movie called Seed. Seed isn't a game property, so he can only ruin what he makes up himself :P Haha! But seriously, he's REALLY busy this year! Dungeon Siege is finishing up and Seed is in production. After that he'll be making Postal....with the big boxing match. I can't wait, it's gonna be awesome! ;)

The only Boll movie I might watch is postal since the game is just senseless violence. Also you're the one who started the creepiness in the first place Lisker. Or should I say... Liskreep Okay that was lame :P