Well, from the one guy I saw, he was all skinny and lanky....not much of good shape for a BOXING match! Haha! Regardless, it would've been funny if one of em had beaten Boll though. :P

Nah, Uwe Boll isn't even good enough to fix a fight. As in, he wouldn't be able to find people to fix it for him cuz they all know he sucks. :P I just can't wait to see more of his abominations.

Some one at my work almost paid real american money for a copy of Alone in the Dark. Thank Goodness I was there to put a stop to that. I actually told the customer the movie had nothign to do with the Dark in order to stop them from buying it.

Well, uhh....I bought Alone in the Dark. I got it because it was 5 bucks and my friend told me it was so awful it was hilarious. The funny thing was that the lady wasn't going to sell it to me (I should've taken the hint maybe). I didn't look over 16 apparently.....even though I'm going to be 21 on Sunday... :P So I had to go get my ID to buy the most retarded movie ever because I wasn't 17. :lol: Now House of the Dead would've been worth the trouble because it's much funnier than Alone in the Dark but oh well. Alone in the Dark still gives me some laughs regardless. I gotta see Bloodrayne. From what littlke bits I've seen....it looks hilarious. The sad thing is that Boll's budgets are ACTUALLY getting HIGHER! Dungeon Siege is priced at 60 million!!!!! I've never been in film school (and he has....multiple places too I think) but I know my ideas would be more interesting than his nonsense. I've noticed he runs CONSTANTLY on Cliches for the characters. Everyone has to be super cool and the action has to be awesome all over the place....no matter how unoriginal it might be. :P If you wanna talk about his form and all I could go on and on about it compared to other better directors. :P You gotta admit, he's onto something though. Even though we all think his flicks are awful.....we're still wanting to see them to know how bad they are! Too bad we don't wanna see them for their amazing narrative or fantastic actions scenes, but then again, that'd be what he'd really want.

If that's the case, then he's by no means an artist. Not that he is either way.

He's not an artist for sure.....but I think he's not even good enough to NOT be an artist as well. He's just some insane person with a camera and supremely bad scripts......and lots of German money. :P

ROFL

AWESOME.

That's pretty funny. :lol:

haha! He is so handicapped,like me when I have A.D.D moments....

...What is this rampant bullshit HOW IS THIS POSSIBLE.

What? Please tell me this is going straight to video, or Hollywood is fucked up beyond words. Other than the words I just used.

Dude, they already made a sequel to House of the Dead.....I thought it was worse than the first one actually.....SERIOUSLY. At one point someone tries to act like the people in Shaun of the Dead. He tries acting like a zombie to sneak through them all......and in Shaun of the Dead (the FIRST movie with that idea.....as a JOKE) it worked. But it was supposed to be silly. In HOTD 2 it's supposed to be serious.....which made me laugh even harder. Plus there's one point where they can just run AROUND these zombies on a footbal field but they decide to run DIRECTLY through them instead. That movie is pretty funny. :P Sadly it's not a Boll film. At least in his movie they had an actual place that they called the House of the Dead. :P

The House of the Dead 2 game didn't have a house of dead, did it? And I think House of the Dead 3 took place in some sort of base or something.